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when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
is it a problem that i find my cousin really attractive???
Why don’t you have a drink
people who sleep with one pillow make me sick
people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed
[looks to my abundance of pillows on my bed] oh
THERES A MOSQUITO IN MY ROOM THAT KEEPS BUGGING ME AND I HAVE 50 BITES ON MY RIGHT ARM ALREADY BUT I DONT WANT TO KILL IT BECAUSE IT HAS A LIFE AND I COULD BE TAKING A MOTHER AWAY FROM ITS FAMILY HELP
GUYS I ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED IT
when restaurants have ONLY an air hand dryer in the bathroom
give me liberty, or give me butts
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
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